I want to thank Portman for putting XM Kids on my radio presets because I couldn’t possibly make it through the day without such hits as “My Big Underpants” and “There’s a Carp in the Tub.” This morning after hearing an interview with “Forrest Skunk,” who as you can probably guess is a mentally challenged skunk, we were subjected to a remix of “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.” For those not familiar with children’s musical hits, the original song can be found on the Veggie Tales Sountrack titled Silly Songs with Larry (which is surprisingly hysterical). Who in the world thought to remix a Veggie Tales song? All I know is that I should definitely start writing kids songs because if it’s as easy as “My Big Underpants,” I could be a millionaire in a matter of weeks.