Sometimes TV can be educational:

“Daddy, do you know that owls are noc-turtle?”

And sometimes I question her intelligence altogether:

Harper: “We don’t ride music notes.”
Me: “We don’t? What do we ride?”
Harper: “Dragons. Can I smell Ada’s tush?”
Me: “Sure.”
Harper: “Hmm. No poop.”

Learning about nursing:

“Mommy, do you like it when da new baby eats you?” (5 minutes later) “Mommy, are you a healthy choice for da new baby?”

Packing for her trip to TX with Daddy:

“Mommy, you and Ada need to come wif us on da airplane because we are all fwee girls and we need to be together.”

And…drumroll… our first official Romanism:

Portman: “What would you like for lunch?”
Roman: “Two treat.”